I would really appreciate it if you would switch your family's cell plan to include receiving picture texts. Stacy is missing out on gems that I can't send to her (but I always do and get a frowny face reply reminding me that she still doesn't get picture texts).
If you need proof, here is an assortment of the pictures she COULD be receiving:
Please consider the social repercussions that are facing your child who is living her life without picture texts.
Regards,
Danielle--Sender of Picture Texts Extraordinaire.
Wow...to think my poor little girl is missing out on so much! How sad to think that we are socially stunting her growth. But...it's character building. Good thing "I got it goin' on" before the need for picture texts! Maybe, somehow, in this "looooowly world" she will figure out how to do it too--without picture texts, and walking to and from school, uphill both ways, in the snow--as of course, I did! Thanks for your concern...we will keep an eye on her and hope for the best:).
ReplyDeleteI am suing you for the use of that last picture, Fat Danielle. Did I give you permission to use the photo on your blog? No. Did I give you permission to share the photo with your friends? No! Did you give me the opportunity to share my picture transforming gift with the world when I open my gallery in NYC next month? NOOOO. All my dreams have been crushed because of this little "spoiler" that you have published. I no longer have the drive and motivation to get my gallery up and running.
ReplyDeleteConsider yourself served. Dream smasher.
PS feel free to send ME all the picture texts you want. I would quite enjoy it.
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