Why Stacy Should Rule the Universe:

drugs would be did all the time.

everyone would have help with their math homework.

cookie dough would be eaten and not baked.

everything would be said in a southern (or other) accent.

the main mode of transportation would be by scooter.

sno-cones would be the after school snack of everyone, including non-students.

nothing important would ever have to be remembered ever again, b/c she'd remind you of it.

everyone would have on the best makeup due to her renowned farding seminars.

everyone would all just be "rannin' around."

she would give free reign to her stuff.

no one would never go naked, she has enough t-shirts to cloth the world (but only if tie-dye is an option).

everybody's wedding announcements would be the classiest ever seen.

baseball would be watched pretty much all the time.

everyone would be just as white as she is.

phones would always be charged b/c she would let anyone borrow her charger.

she would laugh at all jokes (even when they're not funny).

nobody would go by their real name but instead by homegirl, sugar slice, and cookie-muffin.

everyone would have straight hair.

everyone would have a wingman (or winglady, if you will.  will you?).

good music would always be playing.

no computers would ever light on fire.

all communication would be via blog.

pesto chicken would be the ready meal for all ahungered. 

If Stacy were to rule the universe, it would be a very nice place.